imjohnlocked:


playfulconversation:

this is literally the greatest post on tumblr

this post was sent from heaven

imjohnlocked:

playfulconversation:

this is literally the greatest post on tumblr

this post was sent from heaven

(Source: proud-atheist)

breelandwalker:

queerlittlemermaid:

I really hate the whole black/white/grey magic thing. Like shut the fuck up. Even the most benign spell can backfire, and a horrible curse can indirectly be a blessing. You can’t simply life that way, much less magic.

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Anonymous asked : Wat r you doing awake at this hour?

frenums:

soaringsparrows:

consulting-space-hunter:

srsfunny:

Black Leopard’s Reaction When He Sees His Favorite Zoo Keeper

parkour into your mommas lap, this is true love


that guy on the ground just had his life flash past his eyes

soaringsparrows:

consulting-space-hunter:

srsfunny:

Black Leopard’s Reaction When He Sees His Favorite Zoo Keeper

parkour into your mommas lap, this is true love

that guy on the ground just had his life flash past his eyes

I’m still excited when I get a new follower.

I’m still happy when a post of mine actually gets notes.

And I still appreciate each and every one of you who continues to follow me no matter how silly, or annoying, or weird I am.

(Source: louisthrustingskills)

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nerdgasmgirl:

Oh God, there’s more

(Source: kiekstn)


sixpenceee:

forgottenxremains:

queenelsaofarenderp:

sixpenceee:

THE SPONGEBOB THEME SONG SLOWED BY 800% WILL HAUNT YOUR DREAMS

This was no joke, sweet dreams

ORIGINAL VIDEO 

NOPE BYE

HOLY SWEET JESUS YOU CAN HEAR THE CRIES OF THE PITIFUL SOULS FROM HELL

DON’T SAY I DIDN’T WARN YOU!

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slayboybunny:

everyone who thinks im cute because theyve seen my selfies online have got a nother thing coming tbh lol……………. cameras cannot pick up how beautiful i am in real life


canek1nd:

i-came-back-haunted:

strong-zahhak:

Just a reminder that Aradia has a canon voice.

And it is beautiful

owldee:

this fucking mentality that you can’t be best friends with your significant other, that romance ruins a friendship, that BOTH FRIENDSHIP AND ROMANCE CANNOT OCCUR SIMULTANEOUSLY kills me like

that’s such a horrible, horrible and unhealthy mentality to have

xombiethewhimsical:

Think of a color. Any color. Then, think of a number. The number should be odd and in the range of 1-70.

Do you have it in mind yet?

Good.

It’s getting closer now. It can smell you.

Think of your most treasured place. The one place in your head that you can go to be alone to collect your thoughts. Hear it, see it, smell it, feel it.

Have you got that in your mind now?

Excellent.

It wont be long now. It can see you.

Recall the last thing you ate. Can you recall the exact texture and flavor of it? It was good, wasn’t it?

Seconds left on the clock. It can almost taste you now.

Breathe deeply and accept the things that you had thought of in this exchange. Draw them into you. He’s here. Greet him with a smile and a handful of goose-down.

You must assimilate.

pancakestein:

cool tumblr lingo you might want to know before you start blogging, my personal favorite: “______ [IS SO [derogatory adjective] I WANT [large number] OF THEM”
This is a really good thing to say while on tumble, will score you so many fucking lays

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